Here are some jokes from our favorite Oakholm cows, Willow and Willferd:

If Willow brewed her own beer, what would she call it?

“Cud Light”: This cud’s for you.

What did Willow say when Willferd stole her beer?
“That’s pasture limits!”

If Willferd brewed his own beer, what would he call it?

“Moo-nshine IPA”: so good it’s udderly illegal!

Why don’t Willow and Willferd ever argue?
Because they always moo-tually agree—especially on their favorite OBC beer: Cows Over The Moon.

Why did Willow get kicked out of trivia night?
She kept buzzing in with “Moo” no matter the question. Also threatened to drink other teams “udder the table”. Still won best dressed, though. No bull.